Train Ticket

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3 women and 3 men are travelling by train to the football.

At the station, the 3 men each buy a ticket and watch as the 3 women buy just one ticket.

“How are the 3 of you going to travel on only one ticket?” asks one of the men. “Watch and learn” answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The 3 men take their respective seats but all 3 women cram into a toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, ticket please. The door opens just a crack and the single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.

The conductor takes it and moves on.

The men see this and agree it was quite a clever idea so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but, to their astonishment, they see that the 3 women don't buy any tickets at all!

“How are you going to travel without a ticket?” says one perplexed man.

“Watch and learn,” answers the women.

When they board the train, the 3 men cram themselves into a toilet, and the 3 women cram into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. The woman knocks on their door and says, “Ticket please.”

I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women!

submitted by Ashwini Ragunathan

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